Hello blog. I’m so sorry. I’ve been busy. Honest I have.
What’s that? Yes, for a whole year. For a whole year I’ve been busy. I work four days a week at menshealth.co.uk now. I’ve been there 12 months. We’ve recently done a redesign. I write the newsletter articles — amongst other things. You should look. Read. Learn. We all should, in fact.
What about Fridays? I’m busy then, too, blog. Don’t look like at me like that. I am. I write freelance articles. Mainly for the Sunday Times Travel Magazine.
Why aren’t they on the portfolio page? Because they’re PDFs. And if they’re online, they’re behind the paywall. I’m not linking behind the paywall. I’ve seen the wrath, blog. I’m not inciting the wrath.
Look. I’ll try to get them in PDF format soon but — and let’s be brutally honest here, blog — I’d chill out a bit, because very few people visit you. And I mean very few. Like no one. And even no one won’t visit for much longer. Haven’t you heard? The web is dead. I read it in Wired earlier.
If you really want to read more from me — and, really, there’s people around on this here internet like AA Gill, Christopher Hitchens and Charlie Brooker, so read all of their stuff first, for goodness sake — check out the portfolio page. It should have recent articles alongside some favourite older stuff. If it doesn’t, feel free to sling me an email at edwardvanstone@gmail.com and shame me right in my lying face.
Bye blog. I’ll try to write again sooner next time. Honest.
